I wanted to believe it wasn't true.
But it is.
I think this sums it up for me too.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
A Man, A Plan, A Donkey?
In this week's Torah portion....
Balak was afraid
He thought the Jews were too strong
he wanted a curse.
He summoned Balaam
a well-known prophet, to curse...
Balaam wasn't sure.
God said "don't curse them"
But after a lot of cash
God told him "go on."
Balaam rode his steed
(it was really a donkey)
an angel stopped him.
Finally Balaam
realized what was going on
and apologized.
But the angel said
"Go on, but say what I tell."
So Balaam went on.
Balaam overlooked
the tents of the Israelites,
he had to bless them.
"How fair are your tents,
O Jacob, your dwelling-spots!"
(It was a great line!)
Moral of the story: Always listen when your donkey speaks to you.
Shabbat Shalom from OSRUI!
Balak was afraid
He thought the Jews were too strong
he wanted a curse.
He summoned Balaam
a well-known prophet, to curse...
Balaam wasn't sure.
God said "don't curse them"
But after a lot of cash
God told him "go on."
Balaam rode his steed
(it was really a donkey)
an angel stopped him.
Finally Balaam
realized what was going on
and apologized.
But the angel said
"Go on, but say what I tell."
So Balaam went on.
Balaam overlooked
the tents of the Israelites,
he had to bless them.
"How fair are your tents,
O Jacob, your dwelling-spots!"
(It was a great line!)
Moral of the story: Always listen when your donkey speaks to you.
Shabbat Shalom from OSRUI!
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Why the Red Heifer?
This week's Torah portion is Chukat...
Why the red heifer?
We don't know what it's all for
But the Torah says!
It's a sacrifice
and its ashes make a paste
that helps purify.
Touching a dead guy
(or gal for that same matter)
makes you real impure.
Only a red cow
can fix that impurity,
bring back a pure state.
--
They got to Kadesh.
That's where Miriam fell dead.
They buried her there.
--
They had no water
and the people moaned and whined.
Mo and Aaron cried.
God told them to ask
the rock for water, nicely.
But Mo hit the rock.
The water came forth
but Mo was in big trouble
and so was Aaron.
"You did not have faith!"
God was angry with them both.
A punishment came.
"You will not enter
into the Land I promised
to all the People."
--
Aaron died at Hor
and they mourned him 30 days
Things, they were changing...
(Stay tuned for next week, the Talking Donkey!)
Shabbat Shalom from OSRUI!
Why the red heifer?
We don't know what it's all for
But the Torah says!
It's a sacrifice
and its ashes make a paste
that helps purify.
Touching a dead guy
(or gal for that same matter)
makes you real impure.
Only a red cow
can fix that impurity,
bring back a pure state.
--
They got to Kadesh.
That's where Miriam fell dead.
They buried her there.
--
They had no water
and the people moaned and whined.
Mo and Aaron cried.
God told them to ask
the rock for water, nicely.
But Mo hit the rock.
The water came forth
but Mo was in big trouble
and so was Aaron.
"You did not have faith!"
God was angry with them both.
A punishment came.
"You will not enter
into the Land I promised
to all the People."
--
Aaron died at Hor
and they mourned him 30 days
Things, they were changing...
(Stay tuned for next week, the Talking Donkey!)
Shabbat Shalom from OSRUI!
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